Match.com Hall of Shame #6

Subject: want to know you

hey can i get to know you?
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CUTE JAMAICAN LOOKING FOR ROMANCE

37-year-old man
Temple Terrace, FL, US

(From his profile)
About me and who I’d like to date
OK LETS DO THIS IM A JAMAICAN LIVING IN ORLANDO FLORIDA ; IM 5/9 ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY SEVENPOUND BLACK HAIR BROWN EYES , I LOVE TO JOG AND TAKE LONG WALKS IN THE PARK. IM LOOKING FOR A COOL CALM WOMAN CHURCH GOING , A WOMAN THAT ENJOY SPORTS . A WOMAN THAT WANT TO HAVE KIDS SOME DAY.

What Went Wrong:

  • Too little information in the email–and what is there is generic.
  • No name
  • Profile was typed in all caps
  • “CHURCH GOING” (Obviously missed the part of my profile that stated that I was about as religious as a sack of turnips.)
  • “A WOMAN THAT ENJOY SPORTS” (I loathe sports as both a participant and as an observer.)
  • Spelling, punctuation, yada yada yada

Overall Impression:
Yet another guy that only looks at the photos. Absolutely nothing in common with me. Religious…bleah.

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