Match.com Hall of Shame #7

Subject: Hello

Hi, my name is Ray, I am an ex- Casino host from Lake Tahoe. Moved here to work for Jon Gruden (dream job) I would really like to talk with you.

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Looking for Normal “with a wild side” That’s Me!

43-year old man
United-States, Florida, Tampa

What Went Wrong:

  • “43-year old man” (And looks about 55 in his photo.)
  • “Moved here to work for Jon Gruden (dream job)” (Who the hell is Jon Gruden? Oh. Someone just informed me that he’s a football coach. I loathe football. If a football career is your dream job, you are not for me.)
  • “I would really like to talk with you.” (Well isn’t that nice? If only you had inc luded even one hint that you’d read my profile…)

Overall Impression:
Match.com spammer and quasi-geriatric football lunkhead. Keep on walking, buddy.

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One thought on “Match.com Hall of Shame #7

  1. – Anyone who knows Caustic would realize that name-dropping Jon Gruden is a worthless endeavor.
    – What the hell does a Casino host actually do? Seat you at the poker table?
    – “43-year old man” is NOT an appealing address tag unless you’re targeting a 65+ woman

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