…hereâ€™s the typical asian grading scale:
A: Average – Asians must always â€œearnâ€ that A+ or extra credit point on the Calculus test. There is no such thing as â€œgood enoughâ€ of a grade.
B: Bad – This is a warning sign. If an asian student earns this grade, they are on track for failure, and will eventually bring shame to their family.
C: Crap – This is the feces that the B-Grade was warning about.
D: Death – If asians show this to their parents, they will most likely be disowned and have their name removed from their parentsâ€™ wills.
F: Donâ€™t go thereâ€¦
The most amazing part about the above is that my parents never had to explicitly tell me any of this out loud. I feel like I’ve always just instinctively KNOWN it since birth. Or kindergarten at least.
I begin to suspect that Mommy Wang possessed some incredibly powerful but subtle talent in telepathy back in the day.